But Can They Write? Books by Celebrities

Books by Celebrities

Here are my reviews of a few books written by authors you may know and love (or hate) from their other lives as celebrities. I am eager to hear your thoughts. Leave a comment about celebrity authors, the featured books or leave a “celebrity” book I didn’t mention.

“Is There Really A Human Race?“ by Jamie Lee Curtis made me cry. My husband would say that’s not exactly hard, but it is when it’s a book not many bring me to tears. I really like this book and so did my son which surprised me because I thought it too long and sophisticated for a 2-year-old. Well written rhyming text and adorable illustrations by Laura Cornell kept him happily interested as I read it to him before nap.

I thought that the message was going to be about race relations, but instead, it was about the rat race, and how it’s more important to try your best, help others, and to be bold. The line “and for those who can’t speak for themselves use bold voices” was when I lost it. I hope that lesson is one I can teach my son, to stand up for others. Okay so maybe I am a softy but this book is great!

“Where Do Balloons Go?: An Uplifting Mystery“ by Jamie Lee Curtis is a cute book. After surprisingly liking the previous book, I grabbed this one and read it to my son. This was too sophisticated for a 2-year-old and probably too much after a few other books. It’s a funny book that fantasizes about the life of a balloon after it slips from your hands. I wish I could have read it to a 4 or 5-year-old to see their reaction. I liked it but the message that stood out for me was most definitely one for the parent reading it more than for the child. Not that kids wouldn’t be entertained, I am sure they would. The overall message is about letting go, and what parent can’t relate to the anxiety of letting go.

“I Got Two Dogs“ by John Lithgow will delight you. The book comes with a CD and I urge you to play it, hearing a book by the author is always amazing, but this song was thoroughly entertaining. As a dog lover who fondly remembers my childhood dog eating all the lasagnas at my first boy girl dinner party, I can relate to the naughty but lovable dogs. The message is about devotion and unconditional love and you don’t have to be a dog lover to get that.

“Carnival of the Animals“ by John Lithgow is a book about a little boy who falls asleep on a school trip to the natural history museum. He has wild dreams where people in his life turn into the animals from the museum. This is the perfect example of why I should preview books before handing them to my son. This book isn’t for toddlers, some may like it but the text is long and the illustrations while beautiful and can be scary. They freaked my son out so we closed it and I read it later. The book style is prose with an advanced vocabulary, which I love! How are children suppose to expand their vocabularies if we don’t challenge them?

That said I would probably not expect a child under 5 to sit through the whole book, although I am sure some eager 3 or 4-year-olds would be just fine. As books by celebrities go, this one is not bad but needs a little parental guidance.

“Mr. Peabody’s Apples“ by Madonna is preachy but worth a look. As an adult reading it, it seemed a “poor me” story about how celebrities are faced with rumors. I was unfair so I put my preexisting knowledge about the author away and liked the story. It’s about a teacher who is the center of a small town’s gossip mill after a boy thinks he sees the teacher steal. The moral tone is heavy but the Rockwellesque illustrations by Loren Long make reading it feel like you are in a time warp and the heavy tone is not so overbearing. The book is far too long for young preschoolers but appropriate for the 5 and up crowd.

“The English Roses“ by Madonna is a pretty book, filled with pretty girls with pretty hair and pretty clothes. I’m not sure I like the rest of it. I don’t hate it but I am a little concerned about a few messages that stood out for me. As a teacher, I have had to defend some books to parents over the years. Most books can be spun by the questions the teacher or parent asks and how the discussion after reading goes. This book can be useful with that for sure, and I think many young girls especially would like this book. Here are my reservations though, the plot is about a clique of girls who don’t like a classmate. They don’t like her because she is “perfect” and they are jealous of that.

After a rude awakening by a fairy godmother, they see she has no mom and does many chores. So they pity her and decide to start being nice to her. In return, people start talking about them and they become popular. I guess I was hoping that in the long book that there would be more substance to the lesson. Like people for who they are. Not because you feel sorry for them. Judge people when you know them. Not by their outsides. I think Madonna trying for that but just missed the mark.

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